January 2010
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You call THAT a career, Kurt Warner?
I don’t know what it is about me, you guys. Don’t get me wrong. I’m still on the anti-Favre train. I promise. I’d never let you down like that. But when I see that Arizona Cardinals’ 38 year old quarterback Kurt Warner has retired, for some reason all I can think to myself is, Oh you played for 12 years did ya? And they’re calling that a ‘storybook...
Jan 30th
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New awesomeness from WiSKULLSiN
   Well, people, the boys from WiSKULLSiN have done it again. This one’s called Good Times, Great Lakes. I can’t seem to figure out why. Let’s consult their hilarious website for answers: When being from the North Central, one can only think of having certain kinds of times around certain kinds of lakes. “What kinds of times?” you ask. “What kinds of...
Jan 30th
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Prince's Viking fight song
I wish I was making this up. Prince wrote a “fight” song for the Vikings. Shyaaah! And monkeys fly out of my butt! (Lyrics after the jump.) Purple and Gold Lyrics the veil of the sky draws open the roar of the chariots touch down we r the ones who have now come again and walk upon water like solid ground as we approach the throne we won’t bow down this time we won’t b...
Jan 30th
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A JOKE: Why do the Vikings eat cereal off a plate?
Why do the Vikings eat cereal off of a plate? Because every time they get close to a BOWL, they choke! Mwaaa-hahahahaha!
Jan 26th
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Dear Jared Allen, You Still Suck
Love, Wisconsin
Jan 26th
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You Might Be From Wisconsin If...
This morning was the happiest Monday you’ve had in a long LOOOOONG while…
Jan 26th