midwest refugee

WATCH OUT everyone, Ryan Braun has his own energy drink.

Or something.

It’s called Limelite Fusion Drink and Braun is just one of several athletes who are sponsoring this low-calorie, low-caffeine energy beverage. Also sponsoring the drink are six more Brewers, a handful of other baseball players, plus, Ken Griffey Jr., Reggie Miller, and two champion fighters of some sort.

According to the website, it’s currently being sold at your local Piggly Wiggly, Festival Foods, Woodman’s Markets, and some other places that I’m pretty sure are made up.

Their marketing strategy is flawless, too. With a tag line like “a healthier, alternative, premium fusion drink with great taste,” I’m already sold. AND, u kno Limelite is hip wit da kidz cuz it’s spelled with an i-t-e at the end, yo!

I haven’t tried it yet, but let’s be honest — it looks like the Reno of energy drinks.

But you tell me. Has anyone tried Limelite Fusion Drink yet? Does it taste like Diet Mountain Dew and strippers?

And more importantly, are they selling it at Miller Park yet?