midwest refugee

Funny Midwestern state laws

Wisconsin: Livestock have the right-of-way on public roads. Sounds about right.

South Dakota: It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory. Hold on, they make cheese in South Dakota???

North Dakota: It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on. Or else you’ll get drawn on with a Sharpie.

Ohio: It is illegal to get a fish drunk. Apparently drunken fish is a serious issue in Ohio.

Nebraska: It is illegal to go whale fishing. In Nebraska. Whale fishing. Nebraska.

Minnesota: A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head. I don’t even know what to say to that one.

Michigan: A woman isn’t allowed to cut her own hair without her husband’s permission. Obviously.

Iowa: A man with a mustache may not kiss a woman in public. Got that, hipsters?

Indiana: Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March. Oh.

Illinois: The English language may not be spoken. Um.