you don't have to be from wisconsin to enjoy this blog, but it sure does help.
Today’s quote comes from @katokatydid who has a strong opinion about Mitchell International Airport.
Wisconsin, Namely the airport in Milwaukee. I loathe you. Six hours is way too long to sit there with the shoe shine man singing the same 12 words every time someone passes him. I don’t care how good the cheese is, I’m avoiding that blasted airport like the plague for the rest of life.
Darling, why do you suppose we’re always drunk?
Our stuck in the mid-90s airport functions as a microcosm for the greater Milwaukee area: gray, under construction, and full of fat people in Packer gear.
Next time you are lucky enough to happen upon MKE in your travels, I suggest you sit down at the bar, order yourself a brandy old fashioned (or three) and start developing an extremely cynical sense of humor or you’ll never get out alive.