An Open Letter to Atlanta
Did you really just cancel tonight’s basketball game vs. the Milwaukee Bucks?
Who are you, Philadelphia?!
BUCK UP, you fucking pansies.
Is it even snowing in Atlanta? Is it even supposed to snow in Atlanta?!
One concern was having enough staff at Philips Arena to work the game. Ice and snow hit north Georgia on Sunday and made travel difficult around Atlanta. Portions of some roads were closed.
So let me get this straight: You canceled the game because you’re afraid that nobody would come to work at the arena tonight? Because there’s a little leftover ice around town?
Well, you’re definitely afraid of something, Atlanta.
Are you afraid that your little nips were going to get chafed out there in that extreme weather (33°F, 7 mph wind)?*
The Hawks were scheduled to leave after the game to travel to Toronto for Wednesday’s game against the Raptors. The de-icing truck for the Hawks’ private plane was stuck on an interstate for a time Tuesday.
Oh for the love of God.
You see, Atlanta, it’s actually snowing in Toronto. That’s part of what those of us living above the Mason-Dixon line call ‘winter.’ Look it up; it happens every year.
So wipe off your vaginas, warm up your nipples, and get your shit together, Atlanta. Because this is America, and sometimes it snows. Get used to it.
P.S. If this is how you react to ice, I can’t wait to see how your Falcons react to Clay Matthews, B.J. Raji, Ryan Pickett, and the rest of the Green Bay Packers’ defense this Sunday in the playoffs.
*I was being sarcastic. 33°F is back-to-school weather for Wisconsin you fucking pussies.