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Republicans would be better off with Jay Cutler as their candidate in Wisconsin.

Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee spokesman Matt Canter, on Wisconsin Rep. Paul Ryan

(Source: chicago.sbnation.com)

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Jay Cutler proposes to Kristin Cavallari in Mexico

Well, Kristin Cavallari is off the market. Sorry, gentlemen. Try not to lose too much sleep over it.

Jay “Mouthbreather” Cutler has proposed to his ~~longtime~~ girlfriend, reality star Kristin Cavallari last week in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.

That’s her ring pictured above. I guess it’s okay, if you like that sort of thing.

We did open the Packers at -3 and are accumulating money on them like snow in the U.P.

Jay Kornegay, the director of the sportsbook at the Las Vegas Hilton in an e-mail to Sportscenter, referring to the Upper Peninsula of Michigan.

Don’t worry, everyone.

Just calm down.

Despite what you may have seen last night on the field, the Bears still suck.

Brett Favre vs. The ~~World~~ Bears: A Photo Essay

Here’s an adorable little collage I put together this morning of Wisconsin’s favorite ex-Packer and semi-hard penis texter at his game in Chicago over the weekend.

Try and see if you can pinpoint the exact moment his hopes and dreams for winning this game are crushed.

So Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari are still together.

I guess.

They were spotted together on Halloween in Nashville at some bar.

From what I can tell, Kristin really went out of character by dressing up as a Slutty Jailbird.

And apparently Jay decided ~~to go as a sad emo jock~~ not to dress up this year.

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Awww did Jay Cutler get a boo boo last night?

Or did he get sacked nine times and have to go into the locker room for a good cry to some Radiohead?

Jay Cutler, pictured above in his new light brown fall coat, has this to say of his budding relationship with ~~trainwreck~~ reality star Kristin Cavallari:

“I’m so busy with football and [offensive coordinator] Mike [Martz] and stuff it’s just hard to catch up with that.”

Aw, how romantic.

Is Kristin Cavallari the new Jessica Simpson?

Kristin Cavallari is rumored to be attending tonight’s Monday Night Football game at Soldier Field in support of her lame vagina boyfriend Jay Cutler.

Great. That ought to boost ratings.

I hope she’s wearing a little pink #6 jersey, too. Because if we’ve learned anything from history, when bleach blond reality starlets wear little pink jerseys to their boyfriend’s football games, the boyfriend usually chokes on his own ego, and the girl’s career goes down the drain along with her waistline.

Fingers crossed

God, I love football season.

“Sources” reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com, who then revealed it to the rest of the world, that party girl Kristin Cavallari and everyone’s favorite ~~vagina~~ quarterback Jay Cutler were all over each other, ‘kissing and acting all in love’ Tuesday night at Chicago’s Angels and Kings lounge.

Apparently Kristin is in Chicago this week where she’s been rubbing up on the former Broncos quarterback. Sitting at the sidewalk café with three additional friends, the new couple reportedly ordered spring rolls, popcorn shrimp and mac and cheese muffins during their casual dinner, along with a bottle of red wine.

Celebrity asshats - they’re just like us!

Rewind to Labor Day weekend, and Cutler was spotted with KC down in Nashville, near where he spent his college years.

“They really hit it off,” some ~~bullshit~~ unnamed source tells E! News. “He’s crazy about her and she thinks he’s cute.”

OK barf. Seriously. Someone hand me a pistol.

One report even goes on to say that Jay met Kristin’s mom during some kind of meet and greet for something or other, because the reality star was in town visiting her “fam” over the weekend.

The fam?! OMFG, you guys!