you don't have to be from wisconsin to enjoy this blog, but it sure does help.

 

Whitewater alderman faces drug charges
Whitewater’s 22 year-old alderman Javonni Butler has been charged with two felony charges of delivering marijuana.
According to the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel:
Butler, 22, twice sold marijuana to a police informant, according to the criminal complaint.
Butler is a  student at the University of Wisconsin-Whitewater student from New  Berlin. His district includes the Whitewater campus.

So let me get this straight:
We’ve got 22 year-olds as aldermen??
Transporting weed is a felony???
Whitewater has black people????
Something feels weird about this.

Whitewater alderman faces drug charges

Whitewater’s 22 year-old alderman Javonni Butler has been charged with two felony charges of delivering marijuana.

According to the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel:

Butler, 22, twice sold marijuana to a police informant, according to the criminal complaint.

Butler is a student at the University of Wisconsin-Whitewater student from New Berlin. His district includes the Whitewater campus.

So let me get this straight:

  • We’ve got 22 year-olds as aldermen??
  • Transporting weed is a felony???
  • Whitewater has black people????

Something feels weird about this.

Three UW-Madison students have seemingly kick-ass kegger, are fined $86K by local police
Madison, Wis. — Three students racked up $83,000 in fines earlier this month after throwing a huge barrel party at their house, according to reports.
Granted, the boys were selling and encouraging underage drinking without a liquor license, but still.
This is what students in Wisconsin do best - get shit-canned wasted at barrel parties until they puke on their shoes, or off a balcony or something.
I mean, come ON. Have these cops been to Madison before?
Let me rephrase that: Are these officers of the law even American??
And moreover, are they Americans with a firm understanding of the drinking culture that proudly thrives in and around U.S. public universities nationwide???
It’s called having fun and drinking beer - you do it in college.
Sure, hand out a few underage drinking tickets - okay. But $83,000 in fines to some 20-year-olds?
Really?
I can’t even imagine what that hangover felt like.

Three UW-Madison students have seemingly kick-ass kegger, are fined $86K by local police

Madison, Wis. — Three students racked up $83,000 in fines earlier this month after throwing a huge barrel party at their house, according to reports.

Granted, the boys were selling and encouraging underage drinking without a liquor license, but still.

This is what students in Wisconsin do best - get shit-canned wasted at barrel parties until they puke on their shoes, or off a balcony or something.

I mean, come ON. Have these cops been to Madison before?

Let me rephrase that: Are these officers of the law even American??

And moreover, are they Americans with a firm understanding of the drinking culture that proudly thrives in and around U.S. public universities nationwide???

It’s called having fun and drinking beer - you do it in college.

Sure, hand out a few underage drinking tickets - okay. But $83,000 in fines to some 20-year-olds?

Really?

I can’t even imagine what that hangover felt like.

APPLETON, Wis. - A Milwaukee woman is arrested in an  undercover drug and prostitution investigation in Appleton. 
Say whaaaat? They have hookers in Appleton?? 
Police say 25-year-old Vegas Anthony (pictured above) was in a stolen vehicle and had  marijuana Monday night when she was arrested and brought to Outagamie County jail.
If you are named after a city where debauchery is a way of life, there’s always that slight chance you might grow up to be a prostitute with the word ‘Daddy’ visibly tattooed to her chest.

APPLETON, Wis. - A Milwaukee woman is arrested in an undercover drug and prostitution investigation in Appleton. 

Say whaaaat? They have hookers in Appleton??

Police say 25-year-old Vegas Anthony (pictured above) was in a stolen vehicle and had marijuana Monday night when she was arrested and brought to Outagamie County jail.

If you are named after a city where debauchery is a way of life, there’s always that slight chance you might grow up to be a prostitute with the word ‘Daddy’ visibly tattooed to her chest.

MOBILE, Ala. - Former Oakland Raiders  quarterback JaMarcus Russell likes to get CRUNK has been charged with possession of a  controlled substance — codeine syrup — after being arrested at his  home in Alabama on Monday, said the fuzz.
The 24-year-old former fattie LSU star and the No. 1  draft choice in 2007 was arrested as part of an undercover narcotics  investigation and apparently did not have a  prescription for the codeine.
Russell, who graduated from high school in  Mobile, was booked into the city jail and released soon afterward on  $2,500 bond.
Then he called up Lil Wayne and they got their sizzurp on.

MOBILE, Ala. - Former Oakland Raiders quarterback JaMarcus Russell likes to get CRUNK has been charged with possession of a controlled substance — codeine syrup — after being arrested at his home in Alabama on Monday, said the fuzz.

The 24-year-old former fattie LSU star and the No. 1 draft choice in 2007 was arrested as part of an undercover narcotics investigation and apparently did not have a prescription for the codeine.

Russell, who graduated from high school in Mobile, was booked into the city jail and released soon afterward on $2,500 bond.

Then he called up Lil Wayne and they got their sizzurp on.