"Recovering marijuana addict" gets pulled over for making a sandwich while driving
Wauwatosa, Wis. — It’s half past nine on the evening of September 12 and there’s a reckless driver is on the road.
Likely drunk, the car is swerving between lanes, nearly hitting other cars, and is failing to signal when turning. Given the driving habits of the average Wisconsinite, this should come at little to no shock.
What may be surprising, however, was what was police discovered upon approachingthe vehicle.
When the officer who finally pulled the car over approached the car, he realized that the 24-year-old driver wasn’t necessarily drunk as he had originally assumed — he was busy making a sandwich.
Yes, that’s right — this guy was making a fucking sandwich behind the wheel. He had a loaf of bread, some cheese, and packages of salami all laid out on his passenger seat and was obviously paying more attention to his culinary activities than not crashing his car.
When asked, the driver said he had gotten into a fight with his mother and was “just driving around.”
Hey mama’s boy, binge eat, much?
So the guy’s pulled over at the side of the road for preparing food while driving, when he starts confessing a bunch of shit he probably shouldn’t have. Like that he’s a recovering marijuana and oxycodone addict.
Because that’s always a good thing to willingly admit to police when your sobriety is in question.
And even though our recovering reefer-addict denied using drugs that day, he felt it necessary to come clean about his alcohol use.
He reportedly admitted to the cops that he had consumed between six to ten vodka drinks earlier that morning.
Six to ten vodka drinks? Is that all??
Geez chatterbox, let us know when you have something of interest to confess next time you’re pulled over for erratic driving.
Even though his blood alcohol content was reportedly only 0.05%, he was arrested anyway.
And everyone lived happily ever after. Or something to that effect.