you don't have to be from wisconsin to enjoy this blog, but it sure does help.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Funny Midwestern state laws
Wisconsin: Livestock have the right-of-way on public roads. Sounds about right.
South Dakota: It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory. Hold on, they make cheese in South Dakota???
North Dakota: It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on. Or else you’ll get drawn on with a Sharpie.
Ohio: It is illegal to get a fish drunk. Apparently drunken fish is a serious issue in Ohio.
Nebraska: It is illegal to go whale fishing. In Nebraska. Whale fishing. Nebraska.
Minnesota: A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head. I don’t even know what to say to that one.
Michigan: A woman isn’t allowed to cut her own hair without her husband’s permission. Obviously.
Iowa: A man with a mustache may not kiss a woman in public. Got that, hipsters?
Indiana: Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March. Oh.
Illinois: The English language may not be spoken. Um.
This is a new little segment I think I’ll call, “And You Thought YOUR Small Town Was Lame!”
Basically, it’s where I find police blotters from towns where absolutely nothing happens, and make fun of them.
This one comes to us from a small town in Iowa. If you can’t read the print, get glasses Helen Keller.
It’s about some guy who was run over by a cow while he was riding his bike. The bike was totaled.
Man, how boring do you think it has to be in Iowa for a cow, arguably the most boring creature on earth, to try and make a break for it?
Joke: But What About Iowa?
Q: Why doesn’t Iowa have a professional football team?
A: Because Minnesota would want one too.
IN YOUR FACE MINNESOTA!
