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Jay Cutler proposes to Kristin Cavallari in Mexico

Well, Kristin Cavallari is off the market. Sorry, gentlemen. Try not to lose too much sleep over it.

Jay “Mouthbreather” Cutler has proposed to his longtime girlfriend, reality star Kristin Cavallari last week in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.

That’s her ring pictured above. I guess it’s okay, if you like that sort of thing.

So Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari are still together.

I guess.

They were spotted together on Halloween in Nashville at some bar.

From what I can tell, Kristin really went out of character by dressing up as a Slutty Jailbird.

And apparently Jay decided to go as a sad emo jock not to dress up this year.

ZZZZZZZZzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzz…

Madonna on Chicago: “Double yuk”

So Madonna was not exactly a fan of the Chicagoland area.

Remember the movie ‘A League of Their Own’?

With Geena Davis, Tom Hanks, Rosie, O’Donnell, Lori Petty, Jon Lovitz, Bill Pullman, and MADONNA, just to name a few??

Yeah, it’s only like my favorite movie ever.

Well apparently the Madonna of 1991 absolutely hated filming the movie because it meant she had to work in Chicago.

In a letter reportedly written by Madonna to Steven Meisel, she calls Chicago “double yuk” and laments the city’s lack of sexiness, saying “when God decided where the beautiful men were going to live in the world, he did not choose Chicago.”

Oh SNAP!

Did you hear that, Jay Cutler? Madonna thinks you’re gross.

The Bay City, Michigan native Madonna Louise Ciccone knocked those FIBs down a few pegs, hey? And it’s a proven fact that whenever Chicago gets knocked down, Milwaukee gets a little boost by default.

Hm, I think I’ll send Madonna a muffin basket today.

Awww did Jay Cutler get a boo boo last night?

Or did he get sacked nine times and have to go into the locker room for a good cry to some Radiohead?

Jay Cutler, pictured above in his new light brown fall coat, has this to say of his budding relationship with trainwreck reality star Kristin Cavallari:

“I’m so busy with football and [offensive coordinator] Mike [Martz] and stuff it’s just hard to catch up with that.”

Aw, how romantic.

Is Kristin Cavallari the new Jessica Simpson?

Kristin Cavallari is rumored to be attending tonight’s Monday Night Football game at Soldier Field in support of her lame vagina boyfriend Jay Cutler.

Great. That ought to boost ratings.

I hope she’s wearing a little pink #6 jersey, too. Because if we’ve learned anything from history, when bleach blond reality starlets wear little pink jerseys to their boyfriend’s football games, the boyfriend usually chokes on his own ego, and the girl’s career goes down the drain along with her waistline.

Fingers crossed

God, I love football season.

Well, apparently dating a reality TV star is having the opposite effect on Jay Cutler than it did on Tony Romo, as da Bearsss are leading the NFC North right now with a record of 2-0.

So far.

A week from today, however, brings the 2-0 Green Bay Packers to Soldier Field for Monday Night Football to try and usurp the Bears’ status.

Maybe if the Packer fans can scrounge up some of those Jessica Simpson masks for the game, we can try and get inside Cutler’s head a’la Tony Romo circa 2007.

You’ve got a week to work on this, people. Whaddaya say?

“Sources” reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com, who then revealed it to the rest of the world, that party girl Kristin Cavallari and everyone’s favorite vagina quarterback Jay Cutler were all over each other, ‘kissing and acting all in love’ Tuesday night at Chicago’s Angels and Kings lounge.

Apparently Kristin is in Chicago this week where she’s been rubbing up on the former Broncos quarterback. Sitting at the sidewalk café with three additional friends, the new couple reportedly ordered spring rolls, popcorn shrimp and mac and cheese muffins during their casual dinner, along with a bottle of red wine.

Celebrity asshats - they’re just like us!

Rewind to Labor Day weekend, and Cutler was spotted with KC down in Nashville, near where he spent his college years. 

“They really hit it off,” some bullshit unnamed source tells E! News. “He’s crazy about her and she thinks he’s cute.”

OK barf. Seriously. Someone hand me a pistol.

One report even goes on to say that Jay met Kristin’s mom during some kind of meet and greet for something or other, because the reality star was in town visiting her “fam” over the weekend.

The fam?! OMFG, you guys!

Look at Cutler this guy, giggling like a little school girl.

(from mattgriffo)