you don't have to be from wisconsin to enjoy this blog, but it sure does help.

 

Blue Moon ice cream remains a mystery
Hey. What the FUCK is in Blue Moon ice cream? You know, that random flavor only found in Wisconsin, Michigan, and sometimes Minnesota.
I love that shit, and I forgot it existed until it popped up in my Google Alerts the other day.
Anyone know what Blue Moon is supposed to taste like?

Blue Moon ice cream remains a mystery

Hey. What the FUCK is in Blue Moon ice cream? You know, that random flavor only found in Wisconsin, Michigan, and sometimes Minnesota.

I love that shit, and I forgot it existed until it popped up in my Google Alerts the other day.

Anyone know what Blue Moon is supposed to taste like?

Funny Midwestern state laws
Wisconsin: Livestock have the right-of-way on public roads. Sounds about right.
South Dakota: It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory. Hold on, they make cheese in South Dakota???
North Dakota: It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on. Or else you’ll get drawn on with a Sharpie.
Ohio: It is illegal to get a fish drunk. Apparently drunken fish is a serious issue in Ohio.
Nebraska: It is illegal to go whale fishing. In Nebraska. Whale fishing. Nebraska.
Minnesota: A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head. I don’t even know what to say to that one.
Michigan: A woman isn’t allowed to cut her own hair without her husband’s permission. Obviously.
Iowa: A man with a mustache may not kiss a woman in public. Got that, hipsters?
Indiana: Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March. Oh. 
Illinois: The English language may not be spoken. Um.

Funny Midwestern state laws

Wisconsin: Livestock have the right-of-way on public roads. Sounds about right.

South Dakota: It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory. Hold on, they make cheese in South Dakota???

North Dakota: It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on. Or else you’ll get drawn on with a Sharpie.

Ohio: It is illegal to get a fish drunk. Apparently drunken fish is a serious issue in Ohio.

Nebraska: It is illegal to go whale fishing. In Nebraska. Whale fishing. Nebraska.

Minnesota: A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head. I don’t even know what to say to that one.

Michigan: A woman isn’t allowed to cut her own hair without her husband’s permission. Obviously.

Iowa: A man with a mustache may not kiss a woman in public. Got that, hipsters?

Indiana: Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March. Oh.

Illinois: The English language may not be spoken. Um.

Brett [had] great years here in Green Bay, and any time a great competitor like that leaves, no one wants to see that, but they’ve done a great job of regrouping with Aaron Rodgers and I believe that Cleveland will do the same.

Lebron James, erroneously comparing his situation with Cleveland to Brett Favre's in Green Bay.

(Source: ESPN)

Brett Favre and I both have injuries this week, which means we will likely be unable to perform at 100% come game day. 

What a shame. 

Difference is, I’m allowed painkillers.

Brett Favre and I both have injuries this week, which means we will likely be unable to perform at 100% come game day.

What a shame.

Difference is, I’m allowed painkillers.

Brett Favre vs. The World Bears: A Photo Essay
Here’s an adorable little collage I put together this morning of Wisconsin’s favorite ex-Packer and semi-hard penis texter at his game in Chicago over the weekend.
Try and see if you can pinpoint the exact moment his hopes and dreams for winning this game are crushed.

Brett Favre vs. The World Bears: A Photo Essay

Here’s an adorable little collage I put together this morning of Wisconsin’s favorite ex-Packer and semi-hard penis texter at his game in Chicago over the weekend.

Try and see if you can pinpoint the exact moment his hopes and dreams for winning this game are crushed.

While I enjoy the perks of being Brett Favre’s daughter, money can only take me so far in life.

Brittany Favre, in a blog posting from November 8, 2010

(Source: brittanyfavre.blogspot.com)

Franken to gay teens: “You’re good enough, smart enough, and doggone it - people like you!”
Minnesota senator Al Franken, who earlier this year introduced a bill explicitly addressing antigay bullying in public schools, actually had this to say about the recent number of gay teen suicides in the media:

“It’s clear that we need to do more to protect our students from  bullying and harassment, and it’s time that we extend equal rights to  LGBT students. No student should be subjected to  discrimination and harassment in school, and we must tackle this problem  at every level — local, state, and federal.”

Franken says that all these suicides are giving him even more incentive to get his federal Student Non-Discrimination Act passed.
Man, that is so…boss.
Thank God he got elected to office, even if it did take like a year and a half to count the ballots, and even if it is for the state of Minnesota.

Franken to gay teens: “You’re good enough, smart enough, and doggone it - people like you!”

Minnesota senator Al Franken, who earlier this year introduced a bill explicitly addressing antigay bullying in public schools, actually had this to say about the recent number of gay teen suicides in the media:

“It’s clear that we need to do more to protect our students from bullying and harassment, and it’s time that we extend equal rights to LGBT students. No student should be subjected to discrimination and harassment in school, and we must tackle this problem at every level — local, state, and federal.”

Franken says that all these suicides are giving him even more incentive to get his federal Student Non-Discrimination Act passed.

Man, that is so…boss.

Thank God he got elected to office, even if it did take like a year and a half to count the ballots, and even if it is for the state of Minnesota.

I’m going back to the hotel to just chill, so send me a text ‘cause…I’d love to have you come over tonight.

Brett Favre in a voicemail to the sexy Jenn Sterger back in 2008, unsuccessfully attempting to solicit sex from her. Allegedly attempting to solicit sex from her.

This was back when Brett was still playing for the New York Jets. Before he traded over to the Vikings like the traitor Judas that he is.

(Source: newzfor.me)

Terrell Owens comments on Randy Moss’ return to Minnesota:

"Randy has done a lot of things for that organization. He’s done a lot of  things to propel (Tom) Brady to where he is. Trust me, I know Brady is a  great quarterback, but if you look at the numbers he’s put up with  Randy, they’re very, very impressive.

Geez. Tell us how you really feel about him, T.O.
And by “him” I obviously mean Tom Brady.
Because it sounds like you just paid New England’s pretty-boy quarterback an incredibly backhanded compliment back there.
But…um…yay for Randy Moss, right?

Terrell Owens comments on Randy Moss’ return to Minnesota:

"Randy has done a lot of things for that organization. He’s done a lot of things to propel (Tom) Brady to where he is. Trust me, I know Brady is a great quarterback, but if you look at the numbers he’s put up with Randy, they’re very, very impressive.

Geez. Tell us how you really feel about him, T.O.

And by “him” I obviously mean Tom Brady.

Because it sounds like you just paid New England’s pretty-boy quarterback an incredibly backhanded compliment back there.

But…um…yay for Randy Moss, right?

ESPN: Football fans think Adrian Peterson has better moves than a corpse
In an ESPN SportsNation poll asking whether Adrian Peterson or Michael Jackson has better moves, Adrian Peterson beat out the late, great Michael Jackson.
By a hair.
Let’s be honest, that’s not exactly something to put at the very top of your resume.
That you won the poll for best moves against…a dead guy. 

ESPN: Football fans think Adrian Peterson has better moves than a corpse

In an ESPN SportsNation poll asking whether Adrian Peterson or Michael Jackson has better moves, Adrian Peterson beat out the late, great Michael Jackson.

By a hair.

Let’s be honest, that’s not exactly something to put at the very top of your resume.

That you won the poll for best moves against…a dead guy. 

Two fat chicks in Minnesota produce a low-budget Favre-obsessed farce, wear cheeseheads
After reading their little write-up, though, I have to say this does actually look mildly entertaining. (If I was a pop-drinking, Prince-worshipping, Wisconsin-hating, Target-shopping, Scandinavian ancestry-having Minnesotan, that is.)
According to the editor of the Twin Cities based Pioneer Press, the satirical sketch comedy at Brave New Workshop  Comedy Theatre is “freakin’ funny.” 
Of course it is.
The Brave New Workshop  will perform 'Brett Favre's Christmas Spectacular II: The Second Coming' from Nov. 12 through Jan. 30. For information on that show or the  current one (‘Spilling Me Softly; or Once the Gulf Goes Black, It Never  Goes Back’), call 612-332-6620 or check their website (link above).

Two fat chicks in Minnesota produce a low-budget Favre-obsessed farce, wear cheeseheads

After reading their little write-up, though, I have to say this does actually look mildly entertaining. (If I was a pop-drinking, Prince-worshipping, Wisconsin-hating, Target-shopping, Scandinavian ancestry-having Minnesotan, that is.)

According to the editor of the Twin Cities based Pioneer Press, the satirical sketch comedy at Brave New Workshop Comedy Theatre is “freakin’ funny.”

Of course it is.

The Brave New Workshop will perform 'Brett Favre's Christmas Spectacular II: The Second Coming' from Nov. 12 through Jan. 30. For information on that show or the current one (‘Spilling Me Softly; or Once the Gulf Goes Black, It Never Goes Back’), call 612-332-6620 or check their website (link above).

Eden Prairie, MN — Adrian Peterson thinks he’s found a cure-all for his chronic fumbling problem.
Scrub the butter off his hands?
Let’s be honest, though - His people have probably already thought of that.
His new-found strategy?
"Holding [the ball] high," Peterson said Monday.
We’ll see how that works out for you on Thursday, A.P. Try not to buckle under the pressure.

Eden Prairie, MN — Adrian Peterson thinks he’s found a cure-all for his chronic fumbling problem.

Scrub the butter off his hands?

Let’s be honest, though - His people have probably already thought of that.

His new-found strategy?

"Holding [the ball] high," Peterson said Monday.

We’ll see how that works out for you on Thursday, A.P. Try not to buckle under the pressure.