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This ad claims that drinking Pabst will calm your nerves, aid in sleep, and help digestion.
OK fine. I’ll give you the first two.
But a digestive aid? Really??
The only thing a Pabst product has ever done for my digestive tract is burn holes in it.
Jesus, just thinking about a Pabst right now is giving me the shits.
Yikes, I gotta go.

This ad claims that drinking Pabst will calm your nerves, aid in sleep, and help digestion.

OK fine. I’ll give you the first two.

But a digestive aid? Really??

The only thing a Pabst product has ever done for my digestive tract is burn holes in it.

Jesus, just thinking about a Pabst right now is giving me the shits.

Yikes, I gotta go.