you don't have to be from wisconsin to enjoy this blog, but it sure does help.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Funny Midwestern state laws
Wisconsin: Livestock have the right-of-way on public roads. Sounds about right.
South Dakota: It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory. Hold on, they make cheese in South Dakota???
North Dakota: It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on. Or else you’ll get drawn on with a Sharpie.
Ohio: It is illegal to get a fish drunk. Apparently drunken fish is a serious issue in Ohio.
Nebraska: It is illegal to go whale fishing. In Nebraska. Whale fishing. Nebraska.
Minnesota: A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head. I don’t even know what to say to that one.
Michigan: A woman isn’t allowed to cut her own hair without her husband’s permission. Obviously.
Iowa: A man with a mustache may not kiss a woman in public. Got that, hipsters?
Indiana: Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March. Oh.
Illinois: The English language may not be spoken. Um.
Here’s for your creepy hunting photo of the day…
The caption was too good to pass up:
425+ pound Razorback Boar
Barry Nelson, 36, shot this wild Russian Boar while hunting on Ted Nugents property. The largest taken in years.
Two things: (1) Yes, you read that correctly. Ted Nugent’s property. Apparently he has some land in South Dakota. And (2) Yes, that enormous, hairy hippopotamus-looking beast is actually a real type of boar, and not something out of the Chronicles of Narnia.
