you don't have to be from wisconsin to enjoy this blog, but it sure does help.
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Snowy Milwaukee Day
Credit: Steven J Miller
Sighhh…sometimes I really miss Milwaukee.
Today is not one of those days.
Bowling in Wisconsin hasn’t been the same since the U.S. Bowling Congress packed up its headquarters in Milwaukee and moved to Arlington, TX.
Oh K-Mart, surely you jest.
You Know You’re From Wisconsin When…
- You’re drinking Jack from the bottle first thing in the morning out on the frozen lake, and
- Your whiskey freezes before you can make your second drink.
Yes. I’d say those are both fairly good indicators.
Overnight temperatures in Wisconsin must’ve been pretty chilly last night.
You Might Be From Wisconsin If…
You let your older siblings talk you into putting your tongue on a steel post in the middle of winter.
The clip of Ralphie getting his tongue stuck to the pole from Christmas Story is after the jump.
Wisco snowperson both functional and adorable!
Yeah that’s right, I said snowPERSON. Because I’m not gender-biased.
Besides, what exactly about these three lumps of snow stacked one on top of another screams snowMAN to you anyway? Nothing.
Do you see a snowPENIS? Or snowCHEST HAIR? How about a snowADAM’S APPLE? Is it playing snowMADDEN FOR XBOX360? Is it showing signs of PATTERNsnowMALE BALDNESS???
Exactly. SnowPERSON it is. We’re living in modern times now. Gotta get with the program ya know?
Anyway, thanks to blog fan Samantha P. of, you guessed it, Wisconsin for emailing me this adorable photo of her snowperson from the last big snowfall.
As you can see, not only is her snowperson totally smiley and awesome, it also serves an extremely important purpose: KEEPING BEER COLD!
Genius, Samantha, pure genius.
Which brings me to my thought of the day…
ATTENTION: Lambeau in need of shovelers
Because apparently it looks like this.
And we got a game coming up, people! We gotta represent!
Interested shovelers - the Packers say they’ll need about 300 - are asked to report to the Mills Fleet Farm Gate on Lambeau Field’s west side, beginning at 9 a.m. Saturday and throughout the day.
Shovelers need to be at least 15 years old and will receive $8 per hour. Shovels will be provided.
The Packers’ next home game is against the Seattle Seahawks on Dec. 27.
Dude, fuck the Seahawks! Let’s go Packers! And let’s go Packer Backers…shovel that snow!!!!
Vikings Peterson & Berrian love SPEED
In fact, both Adrian Peterson and wide receiver Bernard Berrian both had to deal with the long arm of the law within the past couple of weeks for satisfying their intense need for speed.
More information on these two lawbreakers after the jump…
You Might Be from Wisconsin If…
You laugh aloud every time you have to hear about the rest of America’s dramatically stated, yet completely misguided concepts of “cold” or “winter.”
